Hiking Hoaxster T-Shirts

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Apple harvest."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

Alien crapload

Fork in the trail.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'The presence of what look like standard torch batteries proves conclusively that the craft was designed by super intelligent beings so that if it was captured it would be mistaken for a hoax.'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

The walking dead

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'