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"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

P.T. Barnum as a child.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Police Feline Unit

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Cariactures

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Do Not Resuscitate

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Selling lemon latt�

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Cannonball!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'