Hoax Debunker T-Shirts

"Careful - it might be fake news."

"We've been following this breaking news for five hours! Police have received a call that Bigfoot is inside this house!"

Become a 'paranormal' investigator...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Alien crapload

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

Rumours Online

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

Obama, the Enigma?

'The presence of what look like standard torch batteries proves conclusively that the craft was designed by super intelligent beings so that if it was captured it would be mistaken for a hoax.'

Superstition City

"I don't do cover ups!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

Say What! Mark Meadows

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

Weapens of Mass Redaction

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"