Humorous Hoaxer T-Shirts

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Cow Blue Arrows

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Alien crapload

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"It's the formula for a black hole."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'The presence of what look like standard torch batteries proves conclusively that the craft was designed by super intelligent beings so that if it was captured it would be mistaken for a hoax.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Early Ram Raids

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

Magician at Customs - 'Nothing up your sleeve hey...?'

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

Night Deposits.

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

Nobody was really sure why the deceased spirit kept spelling out the word 'soapdish'.

P.T. Barnum as a child.

"I'm doing a Bigfoot hoax."