Hoax Enthusiast Gifts

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

P.T. Barnum as a child.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Police Feline Unit

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Selling lemon latt�

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Cariactures

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Do Not Resuscitate

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Speed Dating for Turtles

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'Cannonball!'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Here and There Trays