Hoax Artist Gifts

"I'm doing a Bigfoot hoax."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Alien crapload

Breakfast surreal.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'The presence of what look like standard torch batteries proves conclusively that the craft was designed by super intelligent beings so that if it was captured it would be mistaken for a hoax.'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Pretending To Care

Tank color choices.

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

Mime Prison

Cartooning

Early Ram Raids

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"Excuse me, your honor. If you could just give us a few minutes, my client would like to pitch some time shares to the jury real quick."

Killer Hals

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

"Do I really have to add 'Just kidding' after everything I say?"

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

Night Deposits.

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

No caption (An artist paints a square hole she's sawed out of a wall).

"What made you think I would draw you?"

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

"Hi, my name's Mike. I'm calling from the Government to let you know your Social Security Number has been suspended..."