Hype Artists Gifts

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

'How fast can you hype?'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

'How fast can you hype?'

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

'It was productive once we found someone to blame.'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Pretending To Care

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

"Excuse me, your honor. If you could just give us a few minutes, my client would like to pitch some time shares to the jury real quick."

Cartooning

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

50% Hype

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

Supercharge bullock cart.

"I'm doing a Bigfoot hoax."

P.T. Barnum as a child.

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