Hoax Detective Gifts

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"It's a setup."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

"Of course he's smiling, he spent all the company profits before he died."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"See...polystyrene!"

'To be honest I generally only deal with clients by phone or email.'

'I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.'

"They're not home.."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

La Tour 2007.

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

I Can't Believe It's Not Fake News

'He died of too much money.'

Think Zero Defects