Hypnosis Explorer Gifts

Hypnotic Regression

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Musical Web

Interpretive napping

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Id/Ego/Superego.

I think therefore I am.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

Don't Take No For an Answer

Reflection (with bubbles)

This is your brain on cartoons

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

Colours

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

Caption Contest TK

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."