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In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

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"I shop, therefore I am."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'You've had enough!'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

I think therefore I am.

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

The Sensitive Dude.

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."