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The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

"I shop, therefore I am."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'You've had enough!'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

I think therefore I am.

The Sensitive Dude.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"