Brain Explorer Mugs

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Paul Ree

X-ray Psychology.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Unguided imagery

Bright Idea

Now showing, at a University near you...

"The overthinker"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Man and brain

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

Human Brain

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'