Brain Food Explorer Mugs

'I don't like it either, but it IS brain food.'

Before/After

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Attack of the 'health' foods

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Nutritional Supplements.

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

"It's all down to turmeric!"

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"We've gone glutton-free."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

'Try the fish. It's brain food.'

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

One reason why bio-tech agribusiness are very glas that their genetically-altered produce can't talk: "Moooo!"

Tattoo - brain diagram

"Come now, Gracie! Squash is a great vegetable...it can be fried, sliced, baked, steamed or boiled...before you refuse to eat it."

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

"Ding dong bell, Pussy's into wellness."