Brain Food Admirer Mugs

"I find I do my best thinking with chocolate."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

'Try the fish. It's brain food.'

We only give him smartwater.

Quick Crossword.

Maze inside a man's brain.

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Theories expounded

Noam Chomsky

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

Violinist playing a loaf of bread.

Einstein's brain.

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

'So, Al, how are you getting along with Criswell?'

'I represent the Student Cafeteria Committee. With finals coming up, we demand more fish on the menu. We hear that's brain food.'

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

Doctor to lady: 'I'll be reading your chart as soon as I finish today's Sudoku puzzle.'

'Yes, Dear, I know fish is brain food, but maybe you should cut down a little!'

'I don't like it either, but it IS brain food.'

'I hate it, but it is brain food.'

The warren buffet.

"Oh yes, that reminds me...no, hang on, it's gone again."