"Just relax and hold still."
History Of Medicine Lover Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for someone captivated by the history of medicine? Our collection features witty, clever products that celebrate medical history’s fascinating moments and characters. Whether they’re a student, professional, or just a history buff, you’ll find something that makes their passion stand out.
'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'
A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare
'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'
"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"
Paging for a Doctor
Moo-Magrams Exams
"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."
"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."
"Does it hurt when I do this?"
"Trepanning for gold"
Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases
'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'
He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.
Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.
Early Blood Draw
'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'
Anatomy.
'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'
"You're this age and never had surgery? Aren't you curious?"
'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'
"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."
Obstruction of justice? Yeah, I can give you something for that.
'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'
'What is it now, Mister Hypochondriac?'
'I'll have to do some tests, but I suspect you may have a sty in you eye.'
"Do you carry generic placebos?"
'There's something wrong here. You have all these risk factors, and yet you're in excellent health.'
"But the good news is I've found my watch!"
"Hello, Dr. Moreno? I wanted to tell you how nice it was to visit you today, but I'm not sure I needed all the pill samples...especially since I'm not sick."
the bureaucrat's desk
'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'
'Half the diabetics were given the new drug and responded well. The other half got a placebo and went into shock.'
Hospital chart 'GTACT...'
"One of us is a placebo, Mr Jones..."
History Of Medicine Lover Gifts Collection
History Of Medicine Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to the history of medicine—great for morning coffee or displaying their passion at work.
History Of Medicine Lover Pillows
Browse pillows that feature clever and historical medical designs—perfect for cozying up or decorating a medical office.
History Of Medicine Lover Prints
View our stunning art prints highlighting key moments in medical history—an inspiring touch for any space.
History Of Medicine Lover T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts celebrating the history of medicine—ideal for casual days or medical history enthusiasts.