Medicine Lover Gifts

Anatomy.

'Hi, I'm going to be your heart surgeon.'

"Instead of having to take a pill every day you just have to take one year."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Paging for a Doctor

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor