Faithful Medicine Lover Gifts

"I called about your prescription. Sorry, but I can't fill it. My pastor says you shouldn't have it."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Caption Contest TK

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Side effects may include....'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Medical Examinations.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Meds Toast

Too much Inflammation

Anatomy.

"Uh-Oh!"

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

Anatomy.

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."