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"I called about your prescription. Sorry, but I can't fill it. My pastor says you shouldn't have it."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

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"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Side effects may include....'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Medical Examinations.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"Uh-Oh!"

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Anatomy.

Meds Toast

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Anatomy.

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."