History Of Medicine Lover Pillows

"Just relax and hold still."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

Paging for a Doctor

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"Trepanning for gold"

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Early Blood Draw

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

Anatomy.

"You're this age and never had surgery? Aren't you curious?"

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

'What is it now, Mister Hypochondriac?'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

'I'll have to do some tests, but I suspect you may have a sty in you eye.'

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

'There's something wrong here. You have all these risk factors, and yet you're in excellent health.'

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

the bureaucrat's desk

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

"Hello, Dr. Moreno? I wanted to tell you how nice it was to visit you today, but I'm not sure I needed all the pill samples...especially since I'm not sick."

'Half the diabetics were given the new drug and responded well. The other half got a placebo and went into shock.'

Hospital chart 'GTACT...'

"One of us is a placebo, Mr Jones..."

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."