History Of Art Student Gifts

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The Art Student.

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Paul Klee

The Artist

The DaVinci Code

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

Venus

A caveman paints from life

"Mr. Right!"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Baroque Peacock

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'Projectile painting.'

The Selfie

Klimt Kiss Phones

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'