History Of Art Fan Gifts

TV: 'Now a look at the history of lighting used to create pictures. Please note that this programme contains flash photography.'

"I'll be honest with you Leo, I was expecting a more enigmatic smile."

Paul Klee

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Early accounting scandals.

Troys'R'Us.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Habanero ..."

Prehistoric Modern Art

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Igor Stravinsky

'Hey, I used that model once!'

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Warhol Exhibit

The drinker.

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'