History Of Art Fan Gifts

TV: 'Now a look at the history of lighting used to create pictures. Please note that this programme contains flash photography.'

"I'll be honest with you Leo, I was expecting a more enigmatic smile."

Paul Klee

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Early accounting scandals.

Troys'R'Us.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Habanero ..."

Prehistoric Modern Art

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

The iPad Players

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'Hey, I used that model once!'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Warhol Exhibit

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

The drinker.