History Of Science Fan Gifts

"How are we supposed to discover Polonium if you keep distracting me all the time?"

William Henry Perkin: "I never quite made it...suddenly I'm in the coal-tar dye business."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Paul Klee

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Lessons in Prehistory.

Think Tank

Science Fair Judgements

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Free Radicals.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Protoplasm

Entropy.

Newton Discovers Gravity

Science And Society 1923

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Frankenstein egg.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"