History Of Science Fan T-Shirts

"How are we supposed to discover Polonium if you keep distracting me all the time?"

William Henry Perkin: "I never quite made it...suddenly I'm in the coal-tar dye business."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Paul Klee

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Is it that bad?"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

Lessons in Prehistory.

Think Tank

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Protoplasm

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Free Radicals.

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Entropy.

Frankenstein egg.

Newton Discovers Gravity

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Science And Society 1923

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."