Historical Shows Gifts

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Cord cutter

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Succession 2

Blue Dress

"Happy Birthday!"

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

What Are These?

Don Giovanni

Gogglebollox.

Watching TV around the world

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Upstart Crow

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

'Not another war film.'

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

'Bad news, Will -- King James demands that you reveal your sources.'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'