Historical Exhibits Gifts

Famous Baseball Athletic Supporters.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Candle Portraits.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Children's Art Show.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Cats at private view

Creation of Red Wine

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Escher exhibition first floor

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Private Viewing

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"It's running five minutes fast."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

In the art gallery

Modern Portrait Gallery

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...