Historical Illustrations Gifts

Robert Macaire speaking to wife about the loss of her dowry

The Art Student.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Cariactures

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Apple Pie Abduction

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Pastries and Candy

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Honest Vending

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Bubble gum leaves

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Dragon and Dragoff

"Whose the new guy?"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).