Historical Exhibits Mugs

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Candle Portraits.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Children's Art Show.

Cats at private view

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Creation of Red Wine

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"It's running five minutes fast."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Private Viewing

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

In the art gallery

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Modern Portrait Gallery

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats