Musical Shows Gifts

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

McTV, 'It's all singing commercials.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Trump! The Musical

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Modern Major General

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Senta jumps into the sea

Applause

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Theatre Crowd

Mikado

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Succession 2

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Swing dancers.

The Phantom Of The Garden

Music Hall Dancers

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".