Musical Shows Mugs

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

McTV, 'It's all singing commercials.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Trump! The Musical

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Modern Major General

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Senta jumps into the sea

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Applause

Mikado

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Swing dancers.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Succession 2

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

The Phantom Of The Garden

Music Hall Dancers

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Broadway Moosical.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."