Historical Sense Of Humor Gifts

"...it's another metal detector."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Apples for sale

"We're following Carrot Top."

Vlad the Impala

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"You're on a what?!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Stonehenge Explained

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Ruddy bloggers!

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

Early on-line shopping

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."