Historical Sense Of Humor Pillows

"...it's another metal detector."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Apples for sale

"We're following Carrot Top."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Vlad the Impala

"You're on a what?!"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Stonehenge Explained

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Ruddy bloggers!

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Early on-line shopping

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."