Historical Hoarder Gifts

James Russell Lowell

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Bobbies library of jeans

Posh Easter Egg

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Scot country dancing,

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Welsh Lady

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"People don't live like that anymore."

The Wonder Of It All

'Things really change fast now. There's an original i-pad.'

Making Totem.

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'

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" ...and this is the armor of my ancestor, 'Cederick the Unintimidating.'"

Demolition, All Types of Architecture Got Rid Of

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

'As you can see, this charming old property has been lovingly restored to its original condition of no electricity, and an outside loo.'

Remembering all the American Idols.

'Hey, didn't you paint that?'

Who owns antiquity?

Peruvian child playing with hisher toy train in hisher mothers hat.

'Get her to sign a pre-nup: You don't want to give her half your treasure if it ends up in a divorce...'

Eadwig

Absolut Cullum.

Penny Farthing Racing Bike