Hipster Holidays Gifts

Gluten-free Santa

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Wifi in Hell

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Joined at the hipster.

Old rocker.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Spontaneous Kombucha

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

The Organic

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."