Hipster Holiday Enthusiast Gifts

Boy Clause

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Old rocker.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Horn of Leftovers

Happy Turkey Day!

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'