Alternative Holiday Enthusiast Gifts

The Hollowdays.

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Home depot."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Happy Turkey Day!

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Horn of Leftovers

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."