Hipster Holiday Enthusiast Pillows

Boy Clause

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Wifi in Hell

"Home depot."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Old rocker.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Happy Turkey Day!

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Horn of Leftovers

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'