Hipster Harmony Gifts

"Sorry mate, you're not coming in without any proof of beard."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

The Organic

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

What your guitar says about you.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"And now a correction: Portions of last night's story on diving mules which were read with an air of ironic detachment should actually have been presented with earnest concern."

"I'm your hip replacement."

Homing Beatnik

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

Baby clinging to beard

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"It's a fashion statement!"

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

Brooklyn.