Hipster Cook T-Shirts

Young Professional Recipe Test

Wifi in Hell

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"He's deliciously vintage."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Gangsta wrap.

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

Hipster Police Department

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Baby clinging to beard

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

"It's a fashion statement!"