Hipster Cook Pillows

Young Professional Recipe Test

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Emergency Hipster Beard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Spontaneous Kombucha

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"He's deliciously vintage."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Gangsta wrap.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Hipster Police Department

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Baby clinging to beard

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."