Hipster Food Aficionado Pillows

Pop up hell

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Old rocker.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

Spontaneous Kombucha

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

Hipster Coffee

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."