Hipster Food Aficionado T-Shirts

Pop up hell

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Joined at the hipster.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Old rocker.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"He's deliciously vintage."

Spontaneous Kombucha

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Hipster Coffee

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."