Hipster Shopper T-Shirts

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"He's deliciously vintage."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

Hipster Yard

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"It's a fashion statement!"

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale