Hippy Historian Gifts

'We're learning about the 1960's in history class - tell me all about the Summer of Love!'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

A caveman attempting to make a cart

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

"You look good for your age."

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

Useless-memory lane

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

Style

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Ancient man