Funky Historian Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the funky historian's love for the past with a twist? Our collection combines humor, creativity, and historical flair across mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints. Ideal for those who love to make history fun, these items are perfect for gifting or decorating your own space with a playful nod to the past.

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Hieroglyphic disco dancer

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Archimedes statue with a lever

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"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'" mockup

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

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"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?" mockup

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

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"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island." mockup

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

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"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

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The Inventor of the Man Bun!

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Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake. mockup

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

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'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!' mockup

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

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A caveman attempting to make a cart mockup

A caveman attempting to make a cart

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"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from." mockup

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

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"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc mockup

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

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'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!' mockup

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

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'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.' mockup

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

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"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market." mockup

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

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Scottish Independence: The Union Jock. mockup

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

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Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

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Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus. mockup

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

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"You look good for your age."

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"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank." mockup

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

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Useless-memory lane

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Preserved head and mobile phone.

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Cat scratch fever

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"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

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