Hippie Historian Gifts

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

"You're on a what?!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Eco Princess

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

Peas on Earth.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

A caveman attempting to make a cart

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

Hippie on the moon

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Thank you for your service."

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae