Hiking Hooligans Gifts

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

LOOK BHIND U!

Fork in the trail.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Earth Reset Button.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

The walking dead

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

"It's customary to climb all the way up."

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'