High Performance Gifts

'Well, high performers, how do you like the view?'

"Just be yourself."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Snowprov

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'He's maturing early.'

Theatre Crowd

Primitive magician

"I, TikTok."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Orchestra conductor

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Time Out For Teddy

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

George Michael

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Ginger Baker.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Ta Da!...

1,572 Performances.

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Actor practising his indian war crys

Karaoke night.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Pre-Minstrel Tension