High Performance Mugs

'Well, high performers, how do you like the view?'

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Snowprov

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Theatre Crowd

'He's maturing early.'

Primitive magician

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Orchestra conductor

Time Out For Teddy

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

1,572 Performances.

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Ta Da!...

Pre-Minstrel Tension