High-performance Vehicles Mugs

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"Just be yourself."

Theatre Crowd

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Perfect."

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

A souped up car...

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Trapeze Artists

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

Al, trust me� You're ready for tomorrow's comic strip. I really want to nail my performance, Axel. "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter�"

Trump 2.0

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"This car comes with a chiropractor who helps you to get in and out!"

"It was a gift from god."

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

"Okay, I have contributed to the total devastation of the planet because I wanted to make more profit. But I called my 12th 450 HP Luxury Limousine 'Greta'. Doesn't that count?"

"It runs on hybrids."

Red carpet rolling over a limousine.

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.