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"Just be yourself."

Theatre Crowd

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"Perfect."

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

A souped up car...

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Trump 2.0

Trapeze Artists

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"This car comes with a chiropractor who helps you to get in and out!"

"It was a gift from god."

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.

"It runs on hybrids."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

Red carpet rolling over a limousine.